NEW JOKERS CARD, 2nd of the 2nd series: the mighty death pop
we dont know what this jokercard is about, but it will be coming soon. hang in their juggalos/lettes
1st jokers card, 2nd series: bang pow boom
this is the end of life, here you will desend to the underground, where you will meet everyone else. noone can escape, noone will.
the 1st joker card: carnival of carnage
this is the gateway to life and death, once the carnival comes to your town, down you fall to the afterlife, whitch is imposible to escape, especialy with all the freaks and weirdos always up your ass.
the message it left to us:
It was a soft gentle night
In the little town of, of, well, your town
The gentle breeze swept the streets
Creating that pleasant howl that these kind town folks
Have enjoyed for so many, many years
The wind chimes sent their peaceful melodies
Into the ears of the sleepy residents
But the unusual was approaching in the distance
Something evil was heading towards this small town
While the residents slept, something crept
Slithered and crawled its way through the quiet streets
Guided by the moon light
These frightening strangers set up tents and rides
Shows and games, there were savage jesters
And wicked ringmasters
There were horrid freak shows
And sights only the impending doom will witness
They brung with them the carnage
That they had lived with for eternity
The morning is a new day
The people of this town will unwillingly witness
The show of their lives, only rumored to exist
You will be the next to die helplessly
At the carnival of carnage
the message it left to us:
It was a soft gentle night
In the little town of, of, well, your town
The gentle breeze swept the streets
Creating that pleasant howl that these kind town folks
Have enjoyed for so many, many years
The wind chimes sent their peaceful melodies
Into the ears of the sleepy residents
But the unusual was approaching in the distance
Something evil was heading towards this small town
While the residents slept, something crept
Slithered and crawled its way through the quiet streets
Guided by the moon light
These frightening strangers set up tents and rides
Shows and games, there were savage jesters
And wicked ringmasters
There were horrid freak shows
And sights only the impending doom will witness
They brung with them the carnage
That they had lived with for eternity
The morning is a new day
The people of this town will unwillingly witness
The show of their lives, only rumored to exist
You will be the next to die helplessly
At the carnival of carnage
the 2nd jokers card: The ringmaster
the message it left to us:
Greetings.
Welcome to the gypsy of fortunes
Your coin was very much appreciated
And now i shall grant you your future
It seems my cards of tarot have dealt you a very odd hand
A hand of six jokers card, this is very rare
And suggest something neusant is approaching
You should be visited by a dark circus
A circus that holds pain and anguish
This travelling mass of evil will leave you corpse to rot
While entrapping your soul to displayed at future stops
Oh yes, you should also be aware that it is your own evil doings
That have brought about this carnival's visit
All of the sins and hatred you have cast during your life
Have whipped and spun into form, the form of one
One who leads this gruesome parade of pain into your life
One sinister beast, one known only as ringmaster
Greetings.
Welcome to the gypsy of fortunes
Your coin was very much appreciated
And now i shall grant you your future
It seems my cards of tarot have dealt you a very odd hand
A hand of six jokers card, this is very rare
And suggest something neusant is approaching
You should be visited by a dark circus
A circus that holds pain and anguish
This travelling mass of evil will leave you corpse to rot
While entrapping your soul to displayed at future stops
Oh yes, you should also be aware that it is your own evil doings
That have brought about this carnival's visit
All of the sins and hatred you have cast during your life
Have whipped and spun into form, the form of one
One who leads this gruesome parade of pain into your life
One sinister beast, one known only as ringmaster
The 3rd jokers card: riddlebox
the message it left to us:
Hey, I'm Violent J
And I'm here
Well, I'm here to kick your ass
We the wicked juggalos
We juggle those who live like hoes who chose
The express route, one way
Straight down the spiral twist
To the Riddlebox
Hey, what's up, motherfucker
This is Shaggs 2 Dope
Congratulating you on opening the box
The Riddlebox
It looks like you received your prize
The cost, what it cost
Was your ass, bitchboy!
Tell me, sir, what can you do?
It looks like the joke's on you
Come on down and turn the crank
Let's see where your soul
Will spend the rest of eternity
What's it gonna be, mister?
Heaven or hell, the bonus or the bone
Turn the crank and let's find out
Come on down, mister
You don't have anything to be scared of
Do you, sir?
So what's gonna pop up out
Of the mighty Riddlebox
Spin the crank and let's find out
What'd you say!? Step right up, who's first?
Who's brave enough to step into
Their new eternal destiny
Surely someone must be confident
That there life wasn't totally evil
Step right up and seal your fate...
Hey, I'm Violent J
And I'm here
Well, I'm here to kick your ass
We the wicked juggalos
We juggle those who live like hoes who chose
The express route, one way
Straight down the spiral twist
To the Riddlebox
Hey, what's up, motherfucker
This is Shaggs 2 Dope
Congratulating you on opening the box
The Riddlebox
It looks like you received your prize
The cost, what it cost
Was your ass, bitchboy!
Tell me, sir, what can you do?
It looks like the joke's on you
Come on down and turn the crank
Let's see where your soul
Will spend the rest of eternity
What's it gonna be, mister?
Heaven or hell, the bonus or the bone
Turn the crank and let's find out
Come on down, mister
You don't have anything to be scared of
Do you, sir?
So what's gonna pop up out
Of the mighty Riddlebox
Spin the crank and let's find out
What'd you say!? Step right up, who's first?
Who's brave enough to step into
Their new eternal destiny
Surely someone must be confident
That there life wasn't totally evil
Step right up and seal your fate...
the 4th jokers card: the great milenko
the message it left to us:
Come one, come all, and witness magic! i introduce to you an occult
Sorcerer of the ancient craft of necromancy. a caster of mind-bending
Illusions, from the nethervoid of the shadow walkers, excel from shangra
La the great milenko. Ladies and gentlemen, witness the keeper of arcane, wicked voodoo magic.
A beguiler of spells, hexes, and curses, with the help of potions,
Talismans, and ancient relics from the forbidden realms of the dark
Carnival. ladies and gentlemené
The greatmilenko!
Come one, come all, and witness magic! i introduce to you an occult
Sorcerer of the ancient craft of necromancy. a caster of mind-bending
Illusions, from the nethervoid of the shadow walkers, excel from shangra
La the great milenko. Ladies and gentlemen, witness the keeper of arcane, wicked voodoo magic.
A beguiler of spells, hexes, and curses, with the help of potions,
Talismans, and ancient relics from the forbidden realms of the dark
Carnival. ladies and gentlemené
The greatmilenko!
the 5th jokers card: The amazing jeckel brothers
the message it left to us:
Hello there sir.
Well i'll tell ya, i've lived around here all my life
And i never once noticed this place.
You need a sign out there or somethin buddy,
Probably bring some business to the joint.
Yes, how may i help you today?
I'm lookin for some kind of uh...
Some kind of clock or somethin, somethin for the old man.
He collects old shit like this and i figured,
I figured i'd get 'em somethin before he dies and rots on me ya know?
Ah, well perhaps you can use a gift yourself?
Well, i'm not much for old shit like this myself.
But i insist, i have somethin just right for you.
This will help you find more then you are looking for.
A candle huh? yeah well maybe i'm in the wrong place.
Consider it a gift from your neighbor.
But i heh....have electricity in my house.
No, this is no ordinary candle my boy.
Come closer and witness the light
That this magical candle will shed upon your life.
Listen uh, i really gotta get goin.
Witness my friend, witness the light, of the amazing jeckel brothers
Hello there sir.
Well i'll tell ya, i've lived around here all my life
And i never once noticed this place.
You need a sign out there or somethin buddy,
Probably bring some business to the joint.
Yes, how may i help you today?
I'm lookin for some kind of uh...
Some kind of clock or somethin, somethin for the old man.
He collects old shit like this and i figured,
I figured i'd get 'em somethin before he dies and rots on me ya know?
Ah, well perhaps you can use a gift yourself?
Well, i'm not much for old shit like this myself.
But i insist, i have somethin just right for you.
This will help you find more then you are looking for.
A candle huh? yeah well maybe i'm in the wrong place.
Consider it a gift from your neighbor.
But i heh....have electricity in my house.
No, this is no ordinary candle my boy.
Come closer and witness the light
That this magical candle will shed upon your life.
Listen uh, i really gotta get goin.
Witness my friend, witness the light, of the amazing jeckel brothers
the 6th jokers card: The wraith: shangri-la/hell's pit
the message it left to us:
A presence can be felt by those who have followed the epic saga as told by the Insane Clown Posse. It is a presence that is synonymous with the crumbling of time itself. Thus emerges a being so powerful that he can exist between both the land of the living, and that of the dead. He goes by many names but is known to the living only as the Wraith. He walks upon worlds forgotten, and descends from Heavens; fade into grey to witness the death of all mortal things, so that he may guide the departed upon the path they have chosen (Shangri-La). Here is the story of the path to Shangri-La, the 6th Jokers Card. Only now will we truly understand the meaning of the saga, for this saga all along, each Jokers Card, is actually none other than...the echo of our lives.
A presence can be felt by those who have followed the epic saga as told by the Insane Clown Posse. It is a presence that is synonymous with the crumbling of time itself. Thus emerges a being so powerful that he can exist between both the land of the living, and that of the dead. He goes by many names but is known to the living only as the Wraith. He walks upon worlds forgotten, and descends from Heavens; fade into grey to witness the death of all mortal things, so that he may guide the departed upon the path they have chosen (Shangri-La). Here is the story of the path to Shangri-La, the 6th Jokers Card. Only now will we truly understand the meaning of the saga, for this saga all along, each Jokers Card, is actually none other than...the echo of our lives.